THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO DETROIT

One-a day, I´ma go to Detroit to a bigga´otel. Ina morning,
I´ma go down to eta breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna
two piss´s. She say to go to toilet. i say you no unnerstan.
I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss ona
plate, you sonna ma bitch. Later, I´ma going out to eat at bigga
restaurant. The waitress bringa me spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me everybody wanna fock.
I tella her you no unnerstan, I wanna fock ona table. She say
you better not fock ona table, you sonna ma bitch.

So, I´ma back in my room ina ´otel and there´s no shit ona my bed.
I calla the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tella me to go to
the toilet. I say no, you no unnerstan, I wanna shit on the bed. He
say you better no shit ona bed, you sonna ma bitch.

So, I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say "Peace on you"
So I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I´ma go back to Italy.

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